USA BORN LEO Vintage Patriotic T-Shirt
USA BORN LEO Vintage Patriotic T-Shirt
👕 Description
Ruled by the Sun.
Born in the land of the free.
This is a premium, heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that celebrates fierce pride and hometown spirit. It features a crowned lion rendered in red, white, and blue with “USA BORN” arched above and “LEO” below — a look that feels both vintage and unapologetically proud. The relaxed fit and pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton break in gently with wear, giving the graphic a lived-in, personal feel. Wear it to backyard barbecues, parade days, or when you want to carry a confident, patriotic energy through everyday life.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) for clean lines and reduced waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and pre-shrunk fabric for long-lasting shape
- Printed in the US
• For an oversized tee, please size up 1-2 sizes
• If you are wanting an oversized "Sleep shirt/Dress shirt" look, we recommend sizing up 3 sizes
💧 Washing Instructions
🌌 How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
This premium heavyweight cotton is an entire mood all on its own. Don't be the reason it doesn't survive laundry day. Here is how to keep that authentic vintage patina looking fresh.
🧼 The Washing Ritual
Cold water only. Hot water is exclusively for people who intentionally ignore astrological warnings and live to regret it.
Turn it inside out.
We do not negotiate with laundry chaos agents. Gentle detergent only. No bleach. No fabric softener.
The first wash might bleed a little. Separate it from your whites unless you want your entire wardrobe looking slightly “cosmic.”
💨 The Drying Phase
Air dry when possible. Hang it up, step away, use the free time to obsess over your birth chart.
Tumble dry on low (if you absolutely must). Keep the heat low.
Remove promptly. Grab it as soon as the cycle ends, or wrinkles will set in. If that happens, that is entirely on your placement, not ours.
⚡ The Ironing Situation
Do NOT iron directly on the graphic.
Turn it inside out & use a pressing cloth.
🚚 Shipping & Returns
Good Things Take Time. But Not That Long.
Free shipping on orders over $75 because the stars aligned and you deserve it.
Every Astrolozaurus tee is made to order: your shirt didn't exist until you ordered it, which is honestly kind of magical of you! Production takes 2-5 business days. Then standard shipping adds another 3-5 business days. Track it obsessively or forget about it and be pleasantly surprised. Both are valid coping mechanisms.
The “Something Went Wrong” Policy
We want you to love your shirt. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just completely wrong, that's on us and we'll fix it. No drama. No cosmic retribution.
Here's the deal:
- Damaged or defective item? We'll replace it or refund it, no questions asked.
- You have 7 days from delivery to let us know — don't sit on it.
- Send us a photo of the issue and your order number.
- Email us at astrolozaurus@gmail.com — actual human on the other end, not a bot.
- We don't accept returns for sizing issues, so please consult the size chart before ordering. We put it there for a reason.
The Fine Print
Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable. We're not a faceless corporation. We're just a small brand that believes your cosmic signature says a lot about you — and that your shirt should too.