August Leo Club T-Shirt
August Leo Club T-Shirt
👕 Description
The August Leo! Big heart. Zero filter.
Speaks fluent profanity. Usually right.
Welcome then to the August Leo Club. Membership is not open to the faint of heart, the emotionally unavailable or anyone who has ever told an August Leo to calm down. You know what happened to them.
This is a premium garment-dyed tee that feels lived-in from the first wear. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut hang comfortably through long afternoons, while the garment-dye finish gives the design a softened, slightly weathered look that pairs effortlessly with well-worn denim or layered under a flannel. Wear it to backyard gatherings, local shows or casual city strolls when you want something that reads both confident and familiar.
🌟 Why You'll Love It:
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Premium Heavyweight Build: Cut from ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton that provides a sturdy, high-end drape and maintains its structure while keeping a completely relaxed feel.
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Fit: slightly oversized vintage fit (go one size up if you want that extra cozy, streetwear silhouette).
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Fabric: 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton.
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Details: Classic crewneck, sturdy double-needle stitching, and a soft, lived-in feel.
💧 Washing Instructions
🌌 How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
This premium heavyweight cotton is an entire mood all on its own. Don't be the reason it doesn't survive laundry day. Here is how to keep that authentic vintage patina looking fresh.
🦼 The Washing Ritual
Cold water only. Hot water is exclusively for people who intentionally ignore astrological warnings and live to regret it.
Turn it inside out.
We do not negotiate with laundry chaos agents. Gentle detergent only. No bleach. No fabric softener.
The first wash might bleed a little. Separate it from your whites unless you want your entire wardrobe looking slightly "cosmic."
💨 The Drying Phase
Air dry when possible. Hang it up, step away, use the free time to obsess over your birth chart.
Tumble dry on low (if you absolutely must). Keep the heat low.
Remove promptly. Grab it as soon as the cycle ends, or wrinkles will set in. If that happens, that is entirely on your placement, not ours.
⚡ The Ironing Situation
Do NOT iron directly on the graphic.
Turn it inside out & use a pressing cloth.
🚚 Shipping & Returns
Good Things Take Time. But Not That Long.
Free shipping on orders over $75 because the stars aligned and you deserve it.
Every Astrolozaurus tee is made to order: your shirt didn't exist until you ordered it, which is honestly kind of magical of you! Production takes 2-5 business days. Then standard shipping adds another 3-5 business days. Track it obsessively or forget about it and be pleasantly surprised. Both are valid coping mechanisms.
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
We want you to love your shirt. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just completely wrong, that's on us and we'll fix it. No drama. No cosmic retribution.
Here's the deal:
- Damaged or defective item? We'll replace it or refund it, no questions asked.
- You have 7 days from delivery to let us know — don't sit on it.
- Send us a photo of the issue and your order number.
- Email us at astrolozaurus@gmail.com — actual human on the other end, not a bot.
- We don't accept returns for sizing issues, so please consult the size chart before ordering. We put it there for a reason.
The Fine Print
Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable. We're not a faceless corporation. We're just a small brand that believes your cosmic signature says a lot about you — and that your shirt should too.
🌿 Sustainability
We’re Not Just Wearing the Cosmos. We’re Protecting It.
Astrolozaurus was built on the belief that what you wear should feel good and do good — no asterisk, no compromise. Sustainability isn’t a trend for us. It’s baked in like a well-placed Jupiter: expansive, intentional, and quietly making everything better.
Pigment Pure™ Dye Process
We skip the old-school reactive dyeing ritual entirely. Pigment Pure™ uses 3x less water, cuts process time by 40%, requires zero salt, and pulls less energy from the grid. Your shirt gets its color the smarter way — and the planet doesn’t pay the tab.
100% U.S. Cotton
Every tee starts its life as 100% ethically harvested, sustainably grown ring-spun cotton — sourced directly from American farms. No mystery origins. No supply chain side-eyes. Just clean cotton with a clean conscience.
Built to Outlast Mercury Retrograde (and the next one, and the one after that)
We make shirts that last. Sturdy construction, quality fabrics, garments designed for the long haul. Less turnover means less textile waste — and more time rocking a shirt that still looks good when you dig it out three years from now. Buy less. Wear longer. The universe will appreciate it.
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Answers from the Wise Dinosaur
Astrolozaurus is a US-based brand. We print our tees right here in the USA: no overseas mystery factories, just quality printing close to home.
Not yet. We currently ship to the United States only. The cosmos will expand eventually.
Yes. Once your order ships you'll receive a tracking number by email. You can then obsessively refresh it every 20 minutes or completely forget about it and be pleasantly surprised. We support both approaches.
We know sizing can be tricky. That's why we have a handy size chart on every product page with exact measurements in inches. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out! Our customer service team is ready at astrolozaurus@gmail.com.
We use premium Comfort Colors, 100% cotton, heavyweight at 6.1 oz, garment-dyed for that rich, lived-in color that doesn't fade. Garment dyeing means the finished shirt is dyed as a whole piece, not the fabric — which is why the color feels so deep and the texture so soft. It gets better with every wash, not worse. We print using DTG (direct to garment) meaning the design is printed into the fabric itself. No cracking, no peeling, no drama.