About Us

Of course Astrolozaurus is a fire sign! Some of these designs burn, honey!

We make sarcastic, identity-driven apparel for people who know exactly what they are — and have fully accepted it.

Every design is sign-specific. Every tee is printed on premium heavyweight Comfort Colors®. Every squirt of ink went directly into 100% cotton fabric. Every shirt is printed in the US.

Your sign (and your Big 6!) says a lot about you. Wear your cosmic identity!